I’m reading about orangutans right now. Orangutans are amazing. They’re so cool. Did you know that orangutans are one of the few primates whose males don’t practice infanticide? That’s good. I like orangutans. They also use really cool braiding techniques to build their nests to resemble what can be most easily described as “mattresses”
Look at this orangutan. This orangutan looks like a wizard.
And then look at this orangutan! This orangutan thinks it is a turtle.
Hey orangutan! Hey orangutan. You are not a turtle. Idiot.