Phone call with my mom just now
Mom: Did you get my email today?
Me: Yeah, I read it during lunch.
Mom: It said I hope you have a wonderful day.
Me: I know.
Mom: You don't have a Reply button?
Me: What?
Mom: A nice person would respond with, "I hope you have a good day too."
Me: Oh.
Mom: You're a fucking douchebag.
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